Wrestling Superstar and founding father of in-ring intensity, the Ultimate Warrior provides his reviews of consumer products. All products are graded on the Warrior Scale of 5. Please feel free to submit your products for the Warrior's review. Be forewarned... his judgments are fair, but INTENSE.
Unfortunately, I am not the Ultimate Warrior. I am Max. I am a fan. This site was created as a tribute to the character. I am receiving no monetary compensation for creating or maintaining this blog. I am doing this purely for my enjoyment and to possibly entertain and network with other Little Warriors. If this site infringes upon any copyright, I am sorry. I did not know I could not do that. If the actual Ultimate Warrior finds this site in any way offensive or finds it to be a determent to his character and legacy, I will immediately take the site down...if Mr. Warrior contacts me directly, and agrees to record an incoming voice mail message for me.
Photoshop credit must be given to Tabi B. HER WORK IS TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!
Beewaaaare, Cyperion. This beer stein will return. The Dalmatians will howl at you from beyond the grave.
ReplyDeleteYou've upset my minion. yess.
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We will be on you before you can find a coaster.