Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Ultimate Warrior Reviews: Camel Crush Cigarettes




1/5= Hulk Hogan


3 comments:

  1. Hi Mr. Warrior,

    I was hoping you could review either "Hulkster Burgers" (available now only at Wal Mart!) or the "Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill."

    I (much like you imagine) look up to and deeply admire Hulk Hogan as a man, a patriot, and most definitely as a true warrior who stands above all others. I'm sure you look up to Hogan as well, and are admirable of his long and storied career which so greatly eclipses your own.

    Thank you, I look forward to reading!

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  2. That crushing power in unmatched. The cigarettes crumble like...wet cigarrettes.

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  3. Ultimate Warrior... yooou are scaaaared.... my parlour awaaaits.

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