I WAS SITTING IN THE SPACESHIP WITH ALL THE LITTLE WARRIORS TO PARTS UNKNOWN WITH THE REFUSE TEEMING OF THE MISBEGOTTEN SKELETONS OF THE WARRIORS PAST. AND I SAID "HEY, DUDE CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL THE POWER SWIRLING WITHIN THE VORTEX OF TIME?" SHY AWAY FROM NOTHING THE FRUSTRATION AND INTENSITY, THE DARK CORNERS WHERE THE SHADOWS DWELL, BENEATH THE CARPET WHERE THE BLOOD OF ANGER HAS POOLED. FEEL THE PAIN AND TORTURE OF WHAT HAD BEEN LEFT BEHIND IN COMBAT MADE A TEST OF THE GRAND COUNCIL AND THE DUSTY ELEPHANT. I HAD PASSED THE CHORE AND ALL WAS CLEANSED BY THE RIGHT OF DIVINE DESTINY, IN A LAND WHERE CREATURES OF BAD HABITS DWELL.
3/5= Intense
Dear Mister Warrior,
ReplyDeleteThis review is my favorite of yours so far. The complete and utter disregard for the product, at least on a basic named level is fantastic, but when we read between the lines and learn about the emptiness that all of us have inside of us, the emptiness that can only be satisfied on the field of battle,is when we truly get a sense of the nature of the product and exactly what it means to us as what we really are, destructive, and violent animals. Thank you for this review Warrior, you've likely made your hero and mine, Hulk Hogan, very proud.
It is scaaareeeey how good this reviiieeewww is.
ReplyDeleteWhen the clock is ticking down and my guests are about to arriiive, the shop vac is there to clean up the remains of wrestlers past. The unfortunate souls who dare enter my parlor.
Ooooooo.
Dare you make me a visit, ultimate warrior. I know you are scared.
(But seriously I write gardening tips/reviews. Get at meee.)
Ohhhh yeeeessss.