Monday, January 25, 2010

Ultimate Warrior Reviews: K-Mart Cypress End Table


WHEN THE WARRIORS WHO CAME BEFORE ME AND YOU, AND THAT WHICH WAS PREORDAINED WITHIN THE COSMOS CAME TO FRUITION, THAT THE WARRIOR SHALL GROW TO BECOME THE MOST POWERFUL STRUCTURE IN THE UNIVERSE. NOT TO WANT BUT TO BE CHOSEN. BE CHOSEN TO GIVE THE UTMOST IN COMBAT AND UNTREATABLE BATTLE. THIS CHOSEN WARRIOR MUST WISELY PICK THE DISCIPLES WHO WILL STAND BY HIS SIDE IN THE LARGEST COLISEUM IMAGINABLE AND BEYOND ALL COMPREHENSION. AND TOGETHER STAND AS TWO PILLARS OF POWER AGAINST ALL THAT WHICH DEFIES HEROICS. K-MART CYPRESS END TABLE, AS IT WAS WRITTEN WITHIN THE LEDGERS ON THE TABLATURES OF TIME, GRANTS THOSE CHOSEN TO WIELD IT, "…the ultimate in versatility." ULTIMATE VERSATILITY TO SMASH THOSE THAT STAND BEFORE US. ULTIMATE VERSATILITY TO REAP VENGEANCE FROM THE NOTHING THAT HOVERS ABOVE WHAT I LIVE FOR. ULTIMATE VERSATILITY TO CAST ASIDE THE NORMALS AND THE NON-BELIEVERS, TO PROTECT THE CHOSEN WARRIOR FROM THAT WHICH I FIND MOST COMFORTING…PAIN, AND THE SMELL OF COMBAT! K-MART CYPRESS END TABLE, I TAKE YOUR ENEMIES UPON MYSELF AS YOU TAKE MINE, AND TOGETHER WE PREPARE TO MAKE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE. K-MART CYPRESS END TABLE SHALL WE WALK TO THE EDGE OF PARTS UNKOWN AND LOOK INTO THE NOTHINGNESS BEYOND ALL FEARS, WHERE THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR LIVES. TOGETHER AND IN THE NOTHINGNESS THE THUNDER GODS SHALL ANOINT K-MART CYPRESS END TABLE, CYPERION! THEN… ONLY THEN… SHALL…WE… RISE.

5/5= Combat Ready

(Editor: Ultimate Warrior would like to introduce the K-mart Cypress End Table as his ULTIMATE DISCIPLE and new tag-team partner. At the request of the warrior, the K-Mart Cypress End Table will now be referred to by his Warrior Name, CYPERION.)


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